Q:  Can my dog, cat, parrot, etc... come kayaking?

A:  No

Q:  Can my toddler come kayaking?

A:  No.

Q:  How dangerous are the sea urchins?

A:  Not dangerous.

Q:  Can we leave the teenagers on the island?

A:  Maybe (I actually like teenagers...usually).

Q:  Can I eat that mussel, seaweed, sea urchin etc...

A:  Go for it! Wait let me get my camera out first.

(Don’t actually eat the mussels or clams near Bar Harbor)

Q:  Do you think it would be ok if we took a lobster out of one of the traps (not my trap) and left some beer in the trap in exchange.

A:  If it wasn’t illegal that would probably be alright.

(We didn’t actually have any beer, it was a hypothetical question)